Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg “California Gurls”

 

It be sum guud shiate to see sum biatches rekognize dat dey be nuttin mo dan receptakles fo a niggas cum. Props to ma niggas lyke Snoop fo helpin da white bitches rekognize dis shiatte. Skeet skeet all up in dat ass biatch!!!!

(costanza187)

I must give him props though for the ironically proper use of the word “receptacles.”   Someone please tell me he’s single.